The Friendly, Human‑Readable Version
Welcome to my little corner of the internet. This blog is where I experiment with AI, share odd projects, and occasionally wonder why I taught a neural network to herd sheep. What it’s not is a data‑harvesting machine. I don’t want your personal information, I don’t sell anything, and I’m not secretly building a marketing empire.
Still, websites need a privacy policy, so here’s mine – written like an actual human. Because GPT can do that.
What this site is
This is a personal blog full of AI and ML experiments. That’s it. No accounts, no subscriptions, no hidden membership tiers, no “sign up for my newsletter” pop‑ups. Just posts, code, and the occasional questionable idea.
Logging in
Please don’t. There is exactly one account on this site: mine.
If you try to log in, the system will treat it as a hacking attempt, your IP will be logged, and you’ll be blocked. The login page exists only because WordPress insists on it.
My password is long enough that even a quantum computer would sigh.
Comments
You can leave comments, and I genuinely welcome them – but they all go through moderation to protect readers from spam, scams, and people who think “seductress” is a normal keyword to post on a tech blog.
When you comment, WordPress automatically collects:
- the information you type into the comment form
- your IP address
- your browser’s user‑agent string
This is standard WordPress behaviour, not something I control. If that bothers you, feel free not to comment.
If you use Gravatar, WordPress may check your email hash to fetch your avatar. Their privacy policy is here: https://automattic.com/privacy/ .
A few house rules:
- Comments in Russian → bin.
- Comments with multiple suspicious links → bin.
- Comments containing spammy keywords → bin.
- Comments that are civil, curious, or funny → approved.
Media uploads
You probably can’t upload images unless you’re a contributor, but if you somehow manage it, don’t upload photos with embedded GPS data unless you want strangers knowing where you live.
Cookies
This site uses the bare minimum cookies required for WordPress to function.
If you leave a comment, you can choose to save your name/email/website in a cookie so you don’t have to retype them next time. These last a year.
If you visit the login page, WordPress sets a temporary cookie to check whether your browser accepts cookies. It contains no personal data and disappears when you close your browser.
If you somehow log in (again: please don’t), WordPress sets standard login cookies.
Embedded content
I rarely embed content from other sites, but if I do, those sites may track you the same way they would if you visited them directly. Their cookies, their rules.
Who I share your data with
No one. Unless you break the law — in which case, I’m not going to protect you.
How long your data is kept
Comments and their metadata may be kept indefinitely, or until I stop paying for hosting. This helps WordPress recognise follow‑up comments instead of flagging everything as new.
Spam is deleted. Abusive comments are deleted. If you end up on a blacklist, that’s on you.
Your rights
Since you can’t create an account, there’s not much to manage. If you’ve left a comment and want it removed, just ask — I’m happy to delete it once you prove it’s yours.
Where your data goes
WordPress may run your comment through an automated spam‑detection service. I don’t intentionally send your data anywhere else. The site is hosted in Europe.
Final note
This blog exists to share ideas, not collect data. If you’re here to read, learn, laugh, or shake your head at my experiments — welcome. If you’re here to hack the login page… maybe go touch grass.